Intermission 3 Page 11

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“Are you coming into the dungeon with us, Paws?”

“Nah, not my scene. I’m just here to make sure you can get in and out okay.”

“Can you tell us anything more about what we’re heading into?”

“Yeah, sure.”

“This here section of the city’s plumbing network turned into a little tiny dungeon a while back. The pipes are big enough for a human now, and there’s a lot more of them, but somehow it still hooks up to the rest of the system just fine.”

“Not really sure how THAT works, but it means almost nobody’s noticed it’s here, so you shouldn’t have anything to deal with but the rats.”

“Once every month or so, they do some kind of flush of the whole pipe system, so the water level goes down enough that you can walk around in there. The rats use that time to drop off any shiny stuff they’ve picked up, but YOU’RE gonna use it to go in and take as much of it as you can carry.”

“Sounds straightforward enough.”

“Yeah, but here’s the thing. That flush I mentioned doesn’t last too long before the place starts filling up with water again.”

“I’m sure you can all swim, but you do need to breathe eventually, so you’re probably only going to have a handful of minutes to mess around before you have to leave.”

“Do you know what we should actually be looking for, in terms of loot?”

“No idea, but like I said, the rats like shiny things. I figure if you can bring out three nice pieces, you’ve done a good job.”

“Just don’t take too long looking. Better to back out than drown in sewer water.”

“Better to not touch the sewer water at ALL.”

“Seriously, this is more disgusting than ANYTHING I did back at the temple.”

“Just think of all the cigarettes you can buy with that treasure. And don’t worry, I’ll be up here with the rope ready to pull you out whenever you’re ready to call it quits.”