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“So wait… does this mean Kamau can only use one ring?”

“I’m afraid so.”

“No, I can use two.”

“But Mister Kamau, we just got done explaining—”

“AHHHHHHH oh it’s all right.”

“Yeah. I used to wear three back in the day, so I’m already used to the general strain. And I’ve had a pretty comprehensive crash course in keeping my balance with just one arm at this point, so the phantom weight isn’t an issue either.”

“Wow, that’s very impressive!”

“But, if you had that many rings at one time, you would’ve had to be a high-ranking member of the Imperial Guard.”

“If that’s the case, why are you in league with nefarious scoundrels such as ourselves?”

“Mac, shhhh. We have this thing where we pretend we don’t all know Kamau’s big secret.”

“…You don’t know anything about my big secret.”