Intermission 12 Page 3
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The group returns home by a rough path through the forest. Their journey is largely uneventful.
However, just as they draw near to the manor grounds…
Suddenly, a large hairy beast leaps from the trees!!
“OOAH! OOAH!”
“Be careful, Ricki.”
“Despite their stature, an adult ape in a frenzy can be…”
“…already friends with you.”
“Silly me, of course it is.”
We interrupt the program to bring you: “Everyone hates coloured text”, starring Amadeusz!
NARRATOR (hidden behind his DM screen): The group returns home by a rough path through the forest. Their journey is largely uneventful.
However, just as they draw near to the manor grounds…
(pause)
(wind whispers in the leaves)
Suddenly, a large hairy beast leaps from the trees!!
LARGE HAIRY BEAST: “OOAH! OOAH!”
AMADEUSZ: “Be careful, Ricki.” (Zzzziinng…)
“Despite their stature, an adult ape in a frenzy can be…” (Thrrrruuum…)
“…already friends with you.” (Sigh)
“Silly me, of course it is.”
Thanks! Amadeusz’s text color is particularly difficult to read on a phone.
Tell me about it…
Does the majority of the audience read this on MC?Because I read this on my Samsung,it’s just more convinient since new pages are uploaded at around 8:30 or so.I can just zoom in (& I don’t even have to do it often).The closest to un-readable for me is Paws,& even then I can still tell the individual letters apart with 0 zoom.
Still,we apreciate you,Spider.
Is it?To me,it’s just dark red over brownish-grey.
I find it no more difficult to read than the blue-on-grey of your username,Arch.
Though the red is also marginally more difficult for me, I have heard a lot of people have more trouble with it. Must be something about individual sets of eyes. You have to take it from those who can describe their own experience, and not question others’ difficulty
I wasn’t,if that’s what you’re implying.I’m just curious what it IS that they’re having difficulties with,because the way they worded it says that they see dark-red-over-gray the same as bright-yellow-over-white…
Star’s GM screen is his drawing tablet (I assume he has one,like Alan Becker).
Do we control the ape now? If so:
Ape, attack Amadeusz.
*HUG Amadeusz
EVERYONE is friends with Ricki,old mad.How are you surprised by this,Amadeusz?
Note:
As an extra bit of funny,Amy saw Ricki fight a giant crab AND a giant (actually mini) golem…but SOMEHOW he needs to defend her from SPECIFICALLY THAT APE?Atleast it’s heartwarming to know he & Kamau have something in common.
Anyways,the new gorilla sentry (& his 2 unseen friends) are supposed to defend us from Imperial patrols.What are the mechanics behind that?I at first assumed they’d have a big tower,but the Manor already has that (it’s where Lara sleeps).
Lara is too busy to be on duty keeping watch all the time cause she’s on duty Being Ricki’s Girlfriend
they are very stealthy gorillas.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-best-gorilla-joke-of-1897
But are they stealthier than a PURPLE ORK!?!?
SURPRISE APE HUG! Of corse Ricky makes friends with everyone!
She’s a fccking Disney princess!