Dungeon 14 Turn 65
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As the party continues their attempt to stymie the dragon cult’s efforts to raise yet more squamous ectotherms, the sounds of the raging tyrant echo through the—
“Sue, stop writing your weird fanfiction and help us!”
“We gotta get out of here before that big lizard finds us, and all of this will have been for nothing if we can’t get rid of these eggs first!”
“this one’s heavy”
“I can’t be spending time on this, I have to block the entrance…”
“Just… just DO something!”
“You’re… you’re RIGHT!”
“No longer can I afford to merely record this story! It’s high time that I inserted MYSELF into the narrative!”
“And I’ll start by destroying THIS FINAL SECRET EGG I FOUND!!”
“NONONONONONONO”
Kamau and Botanya take defensive positions as the tyrant finishes breaking through the ceiling and looms menacingly in the doorway. It looks like this is coming down to a fight after all. There’s nothing left that can distract the powerful beast now.
“Emperor’s mercy, why is there no floor ANYWHERE?!”
“AaaaAAAAAHH!!”
“Ooof!”
It appears the tyrant lizard king has a previously-undiscovered hilariously exaggerated startle reflex. The party takes advantage of the few second she spends spinning in a circle trying to bite the back of her own neck and runs for all they’re worth.
Victory! The five heroes emerge from their trials richer, stronger, and more inclined to romantic subplots than ever before! Thanks in no small part to the intervention of the beautiful dwarven maiden, the Dragon Factory has been shut down, and today shall be forever remembered as—
“That’s enough.”
“Okay, okay.”
Dungeon 14 is complete!
Congrats everyone! That was a doozy!
Omelette time!
Lizard fren? :O
We have Macadamia for that.
Hopefully the kind that deals damage!
Wait go back. We forgot to recruit the tyrant into the party. We can’t go another dungeon without recruiting someone.
Wow, Ricki might actually dislike a party member lol
And she gets along with just about everyone, so that’s saying something!
PET EGG PET EGG PET EGG
Aw, too late, but just realized it would have been nice to take home a Domesticollar to use on what will hopefully be a new lizard fren
I think we took all the collars we could. There were none left in the floor, and we were not able to remove anything from the “cute” monsters: we could only push them into the foreground. (“Renders enemy creatures too cute to butcher for loot drops.”) But maybe Paws sells some.
We KO’d 3 cute boys (Cobra, Turtle and Dodogama). So there should have been 3 collars.
I suspect the turtle one was forgotten. Aw well too late now
There dropped no Turtle collar:
https://dungeoneyes.com/dungeon-14-turn-52/
So, it were not the characters who forgot the collar…
(But we should have complained about it, and we did not.)