We now rejoin you with a very special episode, BREAKING BARD!
Int. The Manor.
AMADEUSZ walks the corridor.
Battle march of an empire (some empire or other) plays in the background.
DOOR (silently): Amadeusz
AMADEUSZ keeps walking.
DOOR pretends that it doesn’t care.
AMADEUSZ (turns around, gives the door a look): “…Hmm?”
DOOR: …
Don’t miss the next spectacular episode – I’LL PICK DOOR NUMBER AMADEUSZ!
This is gonna be good.
Amadeusz: Consider checking the door for traps, but then remember you don’t have that Ability (you’re a were-bard, not a thief) and go get Ricki (because she is a thief, but mostly because you’re savvy enough to know she’ll want to see the look on your face when the door is opened and as a bard you know how to play for an audience).
Well,most of my knowledge of “Bards” is from D&D (specifically,drawings by Fredrik KT Anderson) and other fantasy stamples + trendsetters (Toss a coin to your Witcher)…Which really isn’t a good basis for an informed opinion.
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We now rejoin you with a very special episode, BREAKING BARD!
Int. The Manor.
AMADEUSZ walks the corridor.
Battle march of an empire (some empire or other) plays in the background.
DOOR (silently): Amadeusz
AMADEUSZ keeps walking.
DOOR pretends that it doesn’t care.
AMADEUSZ (turns around, gives the door a look): “…Hmm?”
DOOR: …
Don’t miss the next spectacular episode – I’LL PICK DOOR NUMBER AMADEUSZ!
This is gonna be good.
You’re able to come up with a lot of fan-made dialogue out of just 4 letters.
Amadeusz: Take the plaque off the door and put it on Lohk’s door. Try to convince Lohk that her room is yours and that kamaus room is hers.
*fireball noise*
That’s going to lead to a lot of “WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE”.Or,alternatively,”OLD WOMAN YELLS AT FUZZBALL”.You should say something else.
Amadeusz: Consider checking the door for traps, but then remember you don’t have that Ability (you’re a were-bard, not a thief) and go get Ricki (because she is a thief, but mostly because you’re savvy enough to know she’ll want to see the look on your face when the door is opened and as a bard you know how to play for an audience).
I can make worse decisions:
Transform to wolf form… then stare dumbly at the doorknob you cannot figure out and scratch at the door until Ricki comes to open it for you.
I can see LSN is really putting in his ALL into the dialogue in this Intermission.
Do you think therr are any bone-shaped squeaky toys in that room?
I have NO IDEA how a comfy or playful room for a werewolf would look like. Maybe it’s going to be focused on Bard class?
Well,most of my knowledge of “Bards” is from D&D (specifically,drawings by Fredrik KT Anderson) and other fantasy stamples + trendsetters (Toss a coin to your Witcher)…Which really isn’t a good basis for an informed opinion.