Dungeon 9 Turn 56

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The necromancer continues to swipe at Kamau with his death magic, dealing another 2 damage. However, with his bodyguard defeated, Ricki and Lara are able to dish out some “universal truth”.

“I thought we had a rule about killing people.”

“Is the necromancer even alive?”

“yes”

“technically”

“Huh.”

“Well, that’s okay.”

“We didn’t kill him.”

“Dude passed out when he saw us coming for him.”

“Looks like consciousness was the REAL “unnatural state of being”, am I right?”

“…Heh.”

“Yeah.”

“Anyway, I’m gonna burn all his stuff.”

“Good idea, but do it fast!”

“There’s more undead on the way!”

“can i get a taste of that zombie first”

Lara destroys all of the necromancer’s work that has to do with the zombie plague, while Ricki steals all of his spell components. She pockets three skulls which seem to be enchanted somehow. With all of his stuff gone, the necromancer shouldn’t be able to continue making zombies, and even his ability to raise skeletons should be strongly hindered. Looks like a win for the good guys!

The party then attempts to flee back to the relative safety of the surface. However, a large swarm of ghouls blocks the way! It seems they’ve been under the necromancer’s control for so long that they’ve reverted to fully feral behaviour without it!

The wild undead fall easily to the party’s mighty weapons, but their paralyzing claws begin to take their toll. Ricki is forced to take out the last few by herself while she waits for her friends to regain feeling and movement.

However, besides the ghouls, there is one final zombie that also remains.

The massive undead owlbear rears up and gurgles as it reaches for Ricki. Her weapon deals great damage, but by herself she simply can’t deal enough damage before it strikes back against her…

“Hey! Hey you!”

“Do you…”

“Know…”

“How I got here?”

“Or… where “here” is?”

“Or who YOU are?”

“…You already met us. A bunch of times.”

“Really? I don’t remember that.”

“You shot arrows at us.”

“Oh.”

“Sorry?”

“It’s okay, nobody got hurt too badly.”

“…Can you seriously not remember anything that’s happened in the past couple hours?”

“The last thing that I can recall is…”

“…that I am Coccyx, the greatest archer the world has ever known.”

“Okay, that’s it, we’re taking them home with us.”

“i still can’t see anything but if you’re talking about that skeleton i’m against it”

Dungeon 9 is complete!