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“You think you can come into MY kitchen and steal?!”
“I was looking for my keys! I left them in here earlier!”
“Like hell you did. Ain’t no goblins eatin’ in here, that’s for sure! Now let’s just see what the guards think about your little stunt, eh?”
“That won’t be necessary, sir.”
“I am officer 792 of Imperial Guard station number eight. Currently off-duty.”
“That goblin is one of our dungeon crawl contractors. I’ll need you to relinquish her back into our custody immediately.”
Does the tavern owner have a +3 jam as well?
Oh these are rare treasures, you don’t keep them just anywhere.
A nice shelf in an old basement, that’s their place.
The last tavern owner with +3 jam did not live to enjoy it…
Try to not look so happy, Ricki! Even though you’re super cute!
Does anyone else notice that little bead of sweat from kamau? Bluffing like a boss. Now tell him you are taking the bread and to but in on the city guard tab 😛
I’m pretty sure the tavern owner have seen better lies..
Don’t steal the +2 jam. That stuff is cursed.
The tavern owner surely isn’t a very gullible person. He’s running a TAVERN, and from their travel direction, I suppose it’s not the best district of the city. Armies of liars circulate everyday there. Kamau’s catchphrase may work by surprise, at first, but how many Imperial Guards look that battered and have single arm and no funky armour like we saw in the prison adventure?
I say, use the surprise, grab Ricky as soon as the tavern owner releases his grip on her, drag Ricky out of the building, and either drag her literally, or pick her up and immobilize in anyway, just to keep up with the bluff, and vanish ASAP.
don’t underestimate the IDA(Imperials with Disabilities Act)!
“The ball and chain? That is for physical exercise!” (Or did they hide it before?)
LOL. So true! I totally forgot. Let’s see tavern owner’s perception check XD
The +2 Jam! He’s got the +2 Jam! Somebody call Ardon’s Army! Tell Ardon we found it!